arnold schwarzenegger wants to be fiyero in a production of wicked, so he goes to audition, but sees that they’ve already found someone for that role.
"thats okay," he consoles himself, "i’ll be boq."
but seriously imagine mr. and mrs. granger getting a letter from hogwarts in hermione’s second year
"what the fuck do you mean our daughter turned herself into a cat
how the fuck is that possible
how did you not catch her making a fucking cat potion”